saga/title/fandom: s.d.m.f. (X-Men)

author:Candylyn

rating/genre:(R) - comedy/songfic

warnings: language, violence, sexual content

summary: Scott catches Jean cheating with Logan. (Features a a butchered version of D'Angelo's S.D.M.F.)

comments/disclaimers: This fic is not meant as a validation of violence in the case of adultry, I just thought this insanely funny. So if you come home and your wife/husband/goat in bed with someone else don't kill them and blame me. I don't own any of the X-Men or the song I used in this bit of insanity. The song used in this fic- "Shit, Damn, Mother Fucka" by D'Angelo from the C.D. Brown Sugar. It's track 5 in case you want to sing along.

Why are you sleeping with my Jeanie
Why are you sleeping with my Jeanie
This comes as a total surprise
I just can't believe my eye
That Runty Bastard and my wife

Shit, Damn, Mother Fucka
Shit, Damn, Mother Fucka
Shit, Damn, Mother Fucka

Why duh both of yous butta ball naked
Why duh both of yous butta ball naked
I'm tellin' y'all whats on my mind
About to take my visor off and kill both y'alls behind

Shit, Damn, Mother Fucka
Shit, Damn, Mother Fucka
Shit, Damn, Mother Fucka

Why duh both of yous bleedin' so much
Why duh both of yous bleedin' so much

Why am I wearing handcuffs
Why...am I...wearing handcuffs

Shit, Damn, Call the Professor
Shit, Damn, Call the Professor
Shit, Damn, Call the Professor

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